Change b8tchs

CHANGE IS HERE.

Holy hell guys,its change breathe in the new world we have the 1st 1/2 black president for teh US of course its historic but sad for like the NAZIs but you know what screw them.We are living history people.We can use this as something 2 make fun of our kids with.Picture this

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KID:HEY (INSERT WHAT UR KID MIGHT CALL U,DAD,MOM,FAT MAN,OLD HAG WHATEVA) HOW WAS IT LIKE TO WITNESS SUCH A HISTORIC EVENT.

DAD OR MOM.AKA YOU IN THE FUTURE:IT WAS AMAZING BUT SINCE U WERNT BORN EARLY ENOUGH U WONT EVER KNOW,HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOOB KID!!!!!!

KID:ERM RITE......1ST OF ALL I WASNT BORN CAUSE U WERE TOO BUSY DOING SHIT N THAT WAS UR FAULT.2ND NOBODY USES 1337 SPEAK ANYMORE AND WORST OF ALL I'M SURE YOU ARNT TELLING ME CAUSE U WERE TOO BUSY WANKING OFF OR SOMETHING!

YOU:i wasnt wanking......i err was PLAYING THE COMPUTER.

KID:DAMN U REALLY WASTED YOUR 1 CHANCE TO SEE HISTORY.

YOU:STFU FAG!!!!!! YOUR GROUNDED!!!!!

KID:FINE AT LEAST IN MY ROOM THERES MORE TECH THAT U WILL EVER KNOW.

Lucky i'm not wasting my time by like updating blogs or watching stupid vids during this historic moment......oh shit i am wasting my time....ahhhhhh never mind i will watch the inauguration in youtube.

Okay guys im gonna have to sign off to any1 who actually read this ill give u a cookie *(()*$#@@$#%{}<>

fuck i dont know how to give cookies nvm

Thanks for reading by the way this is really a historic moment this rowks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!