1 st annaversary

Yay 1 year woot!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy crap its been 1 year since ive started this blog.I know that very few people actually come here but hey ive lasted this long yay.I remember the day i did this,i was a noob,slacker and a total good for nothing.....wait im still like that.shit.I just want to say to those that come here that for this year im gonna make a few vids with my friends.The bad part is that most of u cant understand the shit i do so,damn it.

Shit to expect
1)Vids with me doing stupid stuff......like dancing in orchard road.
2)other stupid vids.
3)more posts
4)links

Happy Valantines to those lucky enough to have partners,i know that those of u reading this will read it long after valantines is over.Tmr i will definitely get screwed but thats my life.So happy that got no sci test today yay.Next year valantines day is on cny!Good lah get ang pao then belanja ur partner.So in tradition with last year im gonna write another poem.

I sit alone,looking at my phone
Checking my messages,When i see a bone
Why a bone,cause i could not find a word to rhyme with phone.

Well i see a girl sitting on the bench opposite me
I saw her smile when she looked at me
I nearly shit myself when she winked at me!

I walked to her and said hi
She stared at me and said chi bai
I could not understand why?
When all i said was hi

Then i realised
when i turned around and looked

To see a face
So full of rage
Looking at me
like i was a fool

I hate valantines day,i got beaten up
I should have just shut my mouth up

Now i write this poem in a bed
Cause that girls bf beat me up,left me 4 dead
I raise my head

And scream OH SHIT I LEFT MY PHONE THERE!!

I know it suxs but i just came up with it
Bye all

Some shit

Wazzup!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Its me again i am feeling so happy......just kidding.Still feeling the same as eva.
I just realized that i have not posted anything on that was remotely fun.
So im puting a link for a seriously scary website.Scarier than sfogs.com its called http://www.hotel626.com/
Its abt a hotel and in it u have to do some shit.Trust me its scary,also u can onli play from 6pm-6am thats y its called hotel 626
If u r too scared 2 play at night just change ur clock on the computer.

To all those who come here (which means u) u get a present.yay.....im too chepo just get vids.





Another 1 its really amazing

4 HANSEN

Just like the title

This post is 4 Hansen well to start off I'm too god damn cheap to buy him anything so i dedicate this post 4 him as a present
SO HAPPY B'DAY HANSEN!!!!!!!! Kinda makes me emo to know that no 1 will care abt.......ok shit cant do that should steer clear of making another god damn emo post.

So in the spirit of my 'EXPERIMENT' i tried doing some shit like
1)living without emotion for a day(bloody hard)
note to self:dont do that next to angry people,makes em thing u hate them......my jaw hurts
2)Tried talking with a brit accent,for a day.

Results for 1) Made a bunch of people think i was crazy,well mayb i should me...but im to fucking lazy to do that.
(Another note,being emo is hard,even on the interweb how the hell do they do it....should ask benjamin)

results for 2)will do tmr...

well since i use this blog as a platform for my probly high brain i will write a simple but effective reason y saying bad words is not bad.

Important thats y i used large letters.

1)Words,pics and sound used as mediums to bring information from 1 person to another.
2)These mediums are languages
3)Words like FUCK are parts of language
4)since those words are used to bring information fuck=information
5)information is not good or bad as it onli matters on the person who views the information
6)therefore words like fuck are not bad but they arnt good as well

Okay so it isnt so simple but still better than getting a scolding for using it.Either u will be lucky as the person scolding u will say u r right or u kena fuxed for acting smart.

So tmr will go old folks home damn i wish i know what the hell to do.Well theres a first time everything in this case death.Also on a happier note to all you sob's lucky enough to have bgr,bbr or ggr (i wont make fun of u) valentines day is coming.Well have a happy cunting valentines day.

Before i sign off i wanna say that if u see words u dont understand i put them there purposely to screw with your mind.Like this qoute

Theres no u in team,but theres a u in cunt.

I hope you all go siow thinking wth i just said(just kidding)
(or am i......)

Change b8tchs

CHANGE IS HERE.

Holy hell guys,its change breathe in the new world we have the 1st 1/2 black president for teh US of course its historic but sad for like the NAZIs but you know what screw them.We are living history people.We can use this as something 2 make fun of our kids with.Picture this

{wavy lines}

KID:HEY (INSERT WHAT UR KID MIGHT CALL U,DAD,MOM,FAT MAN,OLD HAG WHATEVA) HOW WAS IT LIKE TO WITNESS SUCH A HISTORIC EVENT.

DAD OR MOM.AKA YOU IN THE FUTURE:IT WAS AMAZING BUT SINCE U WERNT BORN EARLY ENOUGH U WONT EVER KNOW,HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOOB KID!!!!!!

KID:ERM RITE......1ST OF ALL I WASNT BORN CAUSE U WERE TOO BUSY DOING SHIT N THAT WAS UR FAULT.2ND NOBODY USES 1337 SPEAK ANYMORE AND WORST OF ALL I'M SURE YOU ARNT TELLING ME CAUSE U WERE TOO BUSY WANKING OFF OR SOMETHING!

YOU:i wasnt wanking......i err was PLAYING THE COMPUTER.

KID:DAMN U REALLY WASTED YOUR 1 CHANCE TO SEE HISTORY.

YOU:STFU FAG!!!!!! YOUR GROUNDED!!!!!

KID:FINE AT LEAST IN MY ROOM THERES MORE TECH THAT U WILL EVER KNOW.

Lucky i'm not wasting my time by like updating blogs or watching stupid vids during this historic moment......oh shit i am wasting my time....ahhhhhh never mind i will watch the inauguration in youtube.

Okay guys im gonna have to sign off to any1 who actually read this ill give u a cookie *(()*$#@@$#%{}<>

fuck i dont know how to give cookies nvm

Thanks for reading by the way this is really a historic moment this rowks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMS

Yo whoever may be reading this,an experiment i wanna carry out is has currently begun i call it


Teh gr8 experiment!!!!!

Im not very good when it comes to naming stuff......
Anyway this blog is gonna b a time capsule of sorts for the future me.

U(past me to future me)choose the name for this post cause in 12 hrs got lms.I hope u still come here in (insert number of years here).Lets see.....what can i say?The world of 2009 is the same as 2008 whis is the same as every year since the first ape made a weapon.How is it same?

1)The middle east has some war going on.
2)ECONOMY SUXSSS
3)A math teacher scary sial.Mr chong -Mrs Goh
4)1+1 still equals 2
5)u have yet to find a gf, any close friends or any friends to begin with.Hopefully u solve that prob...or u go crazy and kill every1,u get sent to prison and dont get to see this post again.Aw fucksocks this point in ur/my life suxs very HARD.

Ways not the same
1)Eugene no longer goes to church meaning lost 1/2 of ur bests friends.Daniel may soon go the same way(Shit)
2)I actually posted twice in the period of a week(if thats an accomplishment them im/were screwed)

So to sum up my life so far
Year 1-10:same
Year 11-13:learnt f word,made primary school class hate me went to secondary school only to have my trust in people killed in sec 1,got 182 for psle
Year 14-16:became more nerdy read more/wanked more/played com more.
Year 16-god knows how long:uncertain

Damn i know how to screw up a day rite?

Shit 2 remember
www.b3ta.com
www.cracked.com
www.i-am-bored.com
www.alternatehistory.com
www.io9.com
your own name!!!

and if u r stupid enough to forget
www.youtube.com

That should be it,remember to post something cheerful soon

Fine Hansen

kk guys 2 those coming here another update,being rather bored i prob should have time 4 many stoof.

Lets see....wtf can i talk abt....i noe A math students are fuxed :) we have to do our work in 3 days!!!!!!!wtf man,then again it was holiday homework...okay so that isnt the teachers fault...damn should not have wanked off during the hols.2 those who dont know what wanking is,find out yourself.

Ok,since this the 1st post of 2008,i mean 2009 i should say something memorable.That memorable quote is

I LIKE POK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :)

That was dumb i no but i really love pok,so tasty.wah i really have nothing 2 say sial.ok lets just say the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind........pok.......cheese.......money.......the possible existence of alternate universes operating in diffrent wavelengths which exist parallel to our plane of existence......which would explain the existence of ghosts and/or other paranormal phenomena!!!!!!

Wah that was fuxing cheem,should stop taking weed or some..other things of questionable legality.

ok most of u know i'm weird so try this weird test.I want any reader to look out their window look far out till the next block,now look at the seventh floor, then look at the third house from the right.Now if u look really carefully u wont see me cause im not there!

lame rite well that's the wonder of mass communication for ya.
another random thought,y is it that the guys in 4n1 are more focused on their hair than the girls...is there some pseudo-cult that worships hair in asia or im i just paranoid,then again this is a blog run by a guy with short hair so nvm. well thats finished 4 me prob post in a week or during lms.

Untill then i hope u all die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just jking:) 8=============D

walalalalalalala

walalalalalalalaa
wtf am i doing i dont know. the best part abt having a blog like this aka(no one comes here woot) is that i answer to no one.its fuxing fun so this post now is not for any dear reader, instead its 4 myself in teh future

So future self how is life?If u remember u wrote this cause ur going INSANE!!!!!
I hope u have a nice life in (insert amnt of days,months years from this post).
If u remember its the 2008 holidays u have nothing to do,havent gone out of the house in a week and i seriously belive no one is coming to this site so i could just say my deepest secrets.

1)i love chicken
2)i love southpark
3)to the reader who thaught i was stupid enough to post something important like i belive im inferior to others thats y i act smart all the time,well the jokes on u.hahahahhaahha
see u r guing insane

stuff u were supposed to do by 2010
1)study
2)kno ur religion
3)write ur stories
4)stop thinking ur going to do the above things.

should sign off now,man i can smell purple