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New Year

2010-02-01T04:26:00.000-08:00

Yay the new year! Even though this is nearly 1 month too late.

So where do i start

1) I managed to get to sec 5. Holy shit! Actually thought i would go to ITE.
2)Still as pessimistic as ever! YAY!
3) I have a girlfriend.......imaginary......well to be honest i did not even imagine that.......

Well fuck that!

Never take anything too seriously that's y I'm in the NA stream.....

Some shite

1) If you control something, is it subservient too you?
2)What truly is the point of doing any thing?

eg) Why do you go to school?
To get a good job.
Y do you want a good job?
To get money.
Why do you wanna get money?
Get stuff to fell happy.
Why do you want to fell happy?
To fulfil emotions.
Why do you want to fulfil emotions?................

3)Whats the point of being serious in any situation if the above holds true.
Thus we should live life to have fun to cover the thin veil between this world and knowledge that nothing is really worth doing.

So how is life now?
Learnt to not feel that because i have a crush on someone does not mean that i should have em.
If I really care about them then should'nt I be happy if i don't screw up their life?

Next!!!!!!!!!!

Glee is the greatest show eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing more....

Irony

2009-05-31T06:12:00.000-07:00

Irony,is a situation where the opposite of what happenes does happen.One good example is when parents say that u r free 2 express yourself but still scold u when any misunderstansding happens because u cld not explain urself.There is only one word to explain that type of relationship,Fascism!Y did i choose that word?Think abt it,The Nazis would do stuff like that,parents r doing the same thing!mayb we should change the whole parenting thing

Exams and Flus

2009-05-08T06:45:00.000-07:00

Greetings to all u people in the fair land known as the internet.

Been a long time since last post so i just have 2 remind u that i am not running a dead blog i am just one lazy mother****** I just simply dont have the attention span for all this .I have to study for exams,I have things 2 do,I have people to meet!(dont worry this is all a lie,i dont have anything to do)

Whats new in life?
A math like shit,Malay like crap,Humanities like some other word for fecal matter.Basically life is the same piece of crap just in a different shade.The world is screwed up war here,flu there basically idiots doing dumb stuff same since the beginning.

Being that i control everything in this lousy blog,i have decided to establish my own kingdom.It shall be called...

The Kingdom of North Cōleī
Why did i choose that name,find out for urself.
As usuall i plan to ramble on abt something.2 days topic,Mas Selamat
1)How did he stay free 4 so long
2)Y did it take so long 2 anounce it
3)why did he not try to run to Thailand or something?

Well life is on its boring roll again so bye.

Friends

2009-04-03T04:37:00.000-07:00

Friends.Why do we need them.More importantly,why do i need them?
(Something to remember 4 me):Every relationship u have had u have fucked it up.So why do u or why should u make others angry by becoming their friend if u only screw it up?

Living without friends for u would seem like shit but do u deserve friends?Using ur logic,since others get angry if they r with me then if they are not their lives would b better off.It would screw up ur life but should others care?Should u just kill ur self 2 save others from urself?

EG:Benjamin W.could have been ur fren,but u fuxed it up.Now both of u fite it to a stalemate.If u killed urself u would obviously make others happier.But u would make ur family sad and u may go to hell.

Therefore u shld be a pariah.Others will hate u,u will b alone and no one important gets hurt.(Gd idea)

Truth?

2009-03-08T06:33:00.000-07:00

What is truth?Is it a constant,is it something that will always be the same?When one looks at truth what does one see?Is it true that GOD exists.Is it true that everything told to you is right?Is truth gained by logic and reason or by the absence of it.Is truth subjective,does something that is true to me be true to someone else.What is the nature of it.Is it right to say that if everyone says 1+1=3,then they are correct.That would be an absolute NO everyone knows the answer is 2.But then if u know that is wrong,could other things be wrong as well.What about religion,science or other shit?Perhaps everyone has to find their own truths.That means that truth is diffrent for everyone.But truth is supposed to be same for everyone right?Fux im not good at this.Okay this is the day after my 16 b'day and this is all i can think of.Mayb a song could lighten this up

The Virgins - Teen Lovers

This day......

2009-03-02T05:03:00.000-08:00

Lets get straight to the point.This day sucks i mean u know the feeling whens everything is the shits.The worst part was that the day started off well.Woke up,ate wanked......ummm forget that last part.Came home to go frens house for a gr8 game.Wat happned?Fren got sick,then sitting down abt to watch a good show then what happned got fuxing lighting and the damn power went off.Worst part was that the circuit breaker in my house was screwed up or mayb i suck so stuck wif no power 4 two hours.Motherf...er!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Then my dad came home fliped a switch and the power came on Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least i have my health.......awwww shit i feel sick now.So this week,started badly.Mayb it will be better on my bday,or it will be crappier.Then again since few people come here no one will care ftw.Man this blog seems boring mayb its me but then again idc so fux it.

NOTE TO SELF.
You dont know how to pick the girls u like.Then again what does 'like' mean.Is it true love or some other shit.But if thats true then y do your crushes not equate to lifelong maritial bliss.Therefore love is diffrent.Perhaps the 'like' from the first sentence is something else.It should be something else.Scientifically its just chemicals but that kills the spirit of LOVE since the general population thinks of love as a special thing.Since it is logical to see love as biological is it illogical if one believes love is special?

Walau this blog is very cheem then again its not for the general populace.Being a nerd i mean person of diffrent priorities is hard.That should be the reason y im single......damn it this sucks.

B4 i end.dear reader think abt this qoute from the internet:
Why is it okay for girls to have equality but they dont get canedin school like guys??

cRaP

2009-02-20T04:54:00.000-08:00

Hi all it is me again.Well i'been thinking abt it and i have realised that not many people come here and by that i mean no one fucking comes here so screw this.Since no one sees this i have 2 continue what i have been doing.

So 4 'teh great experiment'

Shit i have been thinking of.4 those who do come here u prob wont understand this.
1)seeing that life on earth is carbon based.could there b silicon based life and more importantly could earth itself being made of silicon be considered a lifeform if so.....is it sentient?

2)procrastination:fuxing amazing.remember that.

3)If people can complain that this blog is too damn cheem..whose fault is it?Then again it is a small problem since only a few people come here

4)Eating curry and drinking coke......bad idea

What else do i say now?
birthday bash.......not a good idea rite i mean u could choose any other day and u had to choose that damn day to do it.What the hell were those people thinking.

Stuff that happned today.........Woke up.....then sleep again......woke up,bath,go school,drink coffee,go class,get bored,go home,get bored,buy food,write on blog no one goes to finish day.
shit my life is boring.or is it me thats boring......maybe i should bulk up,make more frens,save more money,maybe study instead of stoning,maybe i should do something with my life.......then again that sounds like hard work and i am a lazy SOB so nevermind screw that idea.

Before i end i should write a new poem

The sun rose in the sky
Tim woke up and said hi
He looked down his 15 storey window and thought ''i wanat to fly''
Now he know what it is like to die.

Again like my previous post,this post is like shit but since im the only one reading this i dont care.

1 st annaversary

2009-02-13T06:16:00.000-08:00

Yay 1 year woot!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy crap its been 1 year since ive started this blog.I know that very few people actually come here but hey ive lasted this long yay.I remember the day i did this,i was a noob,slacker and a total good for nothing.....wait im still like that.shit.I just want to say to those that come here that for this year im gonna make a few vids with my friends.The bad part is that most of u cant understand the shit i do so,damn it.

Shit to expect
1)Vids with me doing stupid stuff......like dancing in orchard road.
2)other stupid vids.
3)more posts
4)links

Happy Valantines to those lucky enough to have partners,i know that those of u reading this will read it long after valantines is over.Tmr i will definitely get screwed but thats my life.So happy that got no sci test today yay.Next year valantines day is on cny!Good lah get ang pao then belanja ur partner.So in tradition with last year im gonna write another poem.

I sit alone,looking at my phone
Checking my messages,When i see a bone
Why a bone,cause i could not find a word to rhyme with phone.

Well i see a girl sitting on the bench opposite me
I saw her smile when she looked at me
I nearly shit myself when she winked at me!

I walked to her and said hi
She stared at me and said chi bai
I could not understand why?
When all i said was hi

Then i realised
when i turned around and looked

To see a face
So full of rage
Looking at me
like i was a fool

I hate valantines day,i got beaten up
I should have just shut my mouth up

Now i write this poem in a bed
Cause that girls bf beat me up,left me 4 dead
I raise my head

And scream OH SHIT I LEFT MY PHONE THERE!!

I know it suxs but i just came up with it
Bye all

Some shit

2009-02-10T04:11:00.000-08:00

Wazzup!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Its me again i am feeling so happy......just kidding.Still feeling the same as eva.
I just realized that i have not posted anything on that was remotely fun.
So im puting a link for a seriously scary website.Scarier than sfogs.com its called http://www.hotel626.com/
Its abt a hotel and in it u have to do some shit.Trust me its scary,also u can onli play from 6pm-6am thats y its called hotel 626
If u r too scared 2 play at night just change ur clock on the computer.

To all those who come here (which means u) u get a present.yay.....im too chepo just get vids.

Another 1 its really amazing

4 HANSEN

2009-02-05T05:43:00.000-08:00

Just like the title

This post is 4 Hansen well to start off I'm too god damn cheap to buy him anything so i dedicate this post 4 him as a present
SO HAPPY B'DAY HANSEN!!!!!!!! Kinda makes me emo to know that no 1 will care abt.......ok shit cant do that should steer clear of making another god damn emo post.

So in the spirit of my 'EXPERIMENT' i tried doing some shit like
1)living without emotion for a day(bloody hard)
note to self:dont do that next to angry people,makes em thing u hate them......my jaw hurts
2)Tried talking with a brit accent,for a day.

Results for 1) Made a bunch of people think i was crazy,well mayb i should me...but im to fucking lazy to do that.
(Another note,being emo is hard,even on the interweb how the hell do they do it....should ask benjamin)

results for 2)will do tmr...

well since i use this blog as a platform for my probly high brain i will write a simple but effective reason y saying bad words is not bad.

Important thats y i used large letters.

1)Words,pics and sound used as mediums to bring information from 1 person to another.
2)These mediums are languages
3)Words like FUCK are parts of language
4)since those words are used to bring information fuck=information
5)information is not good or bad as it onli matters on the person who views the information
6)therefore words like fuck are not bad but they arnt good as well

Okay so it isnt so simple but still better than getting a scolding for using it.Either u will be lucky as the person scolding u will say u r right or u kena fuxed for acting smart.

So tmr will go old folks home damn i wish i know what the hell to do.Well theres a first time everything in this case death.Also on a happier note to all you sob's lucky enough to have bgr,bbr or ggr (i wont make fun of u) valentines day is coming.Well have a happy cunting valentines day.

Before i sign off i wanna say that if u see words u dont understand i put them there purposely to screw with your mind.Like this qoute

Theres no u in team,but theres a u in cunt.

I hope you all go siow thinking wth i just said(just kidding)
(or am i......)

Change b8tchs

2009-01-20T04:09:00.000-08:00

CHANGE IS HERE.

Holy hell guys,its change breathe in the new world we have the 1st 1/2 black president for teh US of course its historic but sad for like the NAZIs but you know what screw them.We are living history people.We can use this as something 2 make fun of our kids with.Picture this

{wavy lines}

KID:HEY (INSERT WHAT UR KID MIGHT CALL U,DAD,MOM,FAT MAN,OLD HAG WHATEVA) HOW WAS IT LIKE TO WITNESS SUCH A HISTORIC EVENT.

DAD OR MOM.AKA YOU IN THE FUTURE:IT WAS AMAZING BUT SINCE U WERNT BORN EARLY ENOUGH U WONT EVER KNOW,HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOOB KID!!!!!!

KID:ERM RITE......1ST OF ALL I WASNT BORN CAUSE U WERE TOO BUSY DOING SHIT N THAT WAS UR FAULT.2ND NOBODY USES 1337 SPEAK ANYMORE AND WORST OF ALL I'M SURE YOU ARNT TELLING ME CAUSE U WERE TOO BUSY WANKING OFF OR SOMETHING!

YOU:i wasnt wanking......i err was PLAYING THE COMPUTER.

KID:DAMN U REALLY WASTED YOUR 1 CHANCE TO SEE HISTORY.

YOU:STFU FAG!!!!!! YOUR GROUNDED!!!!!

KID:FINE AT LEAST IN MY ROOM THERES MORE TECH THAT U WILL EVER KNOW.

Lucky i'm not wasting my time by like updating blogs or watching stupid vids during this historic moment......oh shit i am wasting my time....ahhhhhh never mind i will watch the inauguration in youtube.

Okay guys im gonna have to sign off to any1 who actually read this ill give u a cookie *(()*$#@@$#%{}<>

fuck i dont know how to give cookies nvm

Thanks for reading by the way this is really a historic moment this rowks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMS

2009-01-13T04:39:00.000-08:00

Yo whoever may be reading this,an experiment i wanna carry out is has currently begun i call it

Teh gr8 experiment!!!!!

Im not very good when it comes to naming stuff......
Anyway this blog is gonna b a time capsule of sorts for the future me.

U(past me to future me)choose the name for this post cause in 12 hrs got lms.I hope u still come here in (insert number of years here).Lets see.....what can i say?The world of 2009 is the same as 2008 whis is the same as every year since the first ape made a weapon.How is it same?

1)The middle east has some war going on.
2)ECONOMY SUXSSS
3)A math teacher scary sial.Mr chong -Mrs Goh
4)1+1 still equals 2
5)u have yet to find a gf, any close friends or any friends to begin with.Hopefully u solve that prob...or u go crazy and kill every1,u get sent to prison and dont get to see this post again.Aw fucksocks this point in ur/my life suxs very HARD.

Ways not the same
1)Eugene no longer goes to church meaning lost 1/2 of ur bests friends.Daniel may soon go the same way(Shit)
2)I actually posted twice in the period of a week(if thats an accomplishment them im/were screwed)

So to sum up my life so far
Year 1-10:same
Year 11-13:learnt f word,made primary school class hate me went to secondary school only to have my trust in people killed in sec 1,got 182 for psle
Year 14-16:became more nerdy read more/wanked more/played com more.
Year 16-god knows how long:uncertain

Damn i know how to screw up a day rite?

Shit 2 remember
www.b3ta.com
www.cracked.com
www.i-am-bored.com
www.alternatehistory.com
www.io9.com
your own name!!!

and if u r stupid enough to forget
www.youtube.com

That should be it,remember to post something cheerful soon

Fine Hansen

2009-01-09T05:00:00.000-08:00

kk guys 2 those coming here another update,being rather bored i prob should have time 4 many stoof.

Lets see....wtf can i talk abt....i noe A math students are fuxed :) we have to do our work in 3 days!!!!!!!wtf man,then again it was holiday homework...okay so that isnt the teachers fault...damn should not have wanked off during the hols.2 those who dont know what wanking is,find out yourself.

Ok,since this the 1st post of 2008,i mean 2009 i should say something memorable.That memorable quote is

I LIKE POK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :)

That was dumb i no but i really love pok,so tasty.wah i really have nothing 2 say sial.ok lets just say the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind........pok.......cheese.......money.......the possible existence of alternate universes operating in diffrent wavelengths which exist parallel to our plane of existence......which would explain the existence of ghosts and/or other paranormal phenomena!!!!!!

Wah that was fuxing cheem,should stop taking weed or some..other things of questionable legality.

ok most of u know i'm weird so try this weird test.I want any reader to look out their window look far out till the next block,now look at the seventh floor, then look at the third house from the right.Now if u look really carefully u wont see me cause im not there!

lame rite well that's the wonder of mass communication for ya.
another random thought,y is it that the guys in 4n1 are more focused on their hair than the girls...is there some pseudo-cult that worships hair in asia or im i just paranoid,then again this is a blog run by a guy with short hair so nvm. well thats finished 4 me prob post in a week or during lms.

Untill then i hope u all die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just jking:) 8=============D

walalalalalalala

2008-11-14T19:14:00.000-08:00

walalalalalalalaa
wtf am i doing i dont know. the best part abt having a blog like this aka(no one comes here woot) is that i answer to no one.its fuxing fun so this post now is not for any dear reader, instead its 4 myself in teh future

So future self how is life?If u remember u wrote this cause ur going INSANE!!!!!
I hope u have a nice life in (insert amnt of days,months years from this post).
If u remember its the 2008 holidays u have nothing to do,havent gone out of the house in a week and i seriously belive no one is coming to this site so i could just say my deepest secrets.

1)i love chicken
2)i love southpark
3)to the reader who thaught i was stupid enough to post something important like i belive im inferior to others thats y i act smart all the time,well the jokes on u.hahahahhaahha
see u r guing insane

stuff u were supposed to do by 2010
1)study
2)kno ur religion
3)write ur stories
4)stop thinking ur going to do the above things.

should sign off now,man i can smell purple

I'm bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-11-08T18:58:00.000-08:00

Wow finally holiday after god knows how many dayz we r finally free....

NOT!!!!!

I'm not sure abt what u guyz are doing,but god damn it.I have so much shit 2 do.

1)study

2)read malay books.(like tats gonna happen)

3)religion.(not gonna go there)

Come to think of it i have to do everything but rest,relac or hang out wif my frens.

Then again to hang out with frens i have 2 get frens in teh 1'st place.

Fcuk my existence is so lonely.

Monday must go excursion might b fun got guns :)

Today zhao wei;s b,day good 4 him.

As usuall since im considered nerdy so heres a vid 4 u from teh INTERNET.

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Holy SHITE PEOPLE ACTUALLY LOOK AT THIS BLOG!!!

2008-09-24T04:31:00.000-07:00

WAZZZZZZZZUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man i am damn suprised you guys still come here.4 those who dont know the last post was not by me.As you may know i dont give a flying f*** abt this blog.But today Ting Feng asked me to update this blog so screw it this is my update.Gotta find shit to post so let start off with a riddle.

How come Doremon cannot smoke
Ans: look at his hands think he can hold things?

What game will Dooremon always lose at.
Ans:Scissors,Paper,Stone lah.

If you dont find it funny then u can just dont look at it lah.life is damn shitty rite?Test this,test that,exam,exam exam.onli things we always worry abt rite now.Except 4 people who have bgr lah,then lagi worst.

Dont have much to post,onli can say this.
Life is full of two types of people.
People who like me
and those who can go to hell:)

This is a gay vid i found on youtube.By the way does the singer look like Saifuddin.sori just a thought i had

A funny pic

omG! KIll the bEn

2008-08-08T05:48:00.001-07:00

helloo,
ahhhh, its been so long. things aren't going to well but I know that some people actually come back here and read this blog. I'm here to help this blog live. Time has been repeating itself time and again. The only thing that can change is how we respond to it. By loving a bit more, by hating a bit more and by kicking ben in the nuts! (for once, i actually agree with you!) Hey, your still here? I thought you would have died out? (Demons live 4eva dumbass >:) ) A demon whichhaunts a blog =.= right... got any other brighter ideas? ( bright lights hurt.... STOP MAKING FUN OF ME >:( I WILL CRY LIKE A BEN ;( ) fine whatever...

ignore the adds...

all seeing eye
365 days is actually quiet short,
treasure them...

sup' n00bs

2008-04-03T06:48:00.000-07:00

hi guyz!
I'm that (n000b!) that the other dude talked about. wat's his name (your mama nigga!) ah right! mi-(is such a biatch!) -al. Alright stop that crap (y? coz your a n00b loser noobation) no cuz those pwns suck like you (fcuk! you suck). shut up and go play with your sissy toys (they aren't sissy toys! They are m-) your what? ur clay dolls? go! shooo! sissy (I hate you n00b you will pay with pR0n!). wat eva.

Here is a clip for you:

new stoof

2008-03-21T05:53:00.000-07:00

Hi guyz! its been a long time since i last posted so today i are gonna talk abt somethang that just happened i am gonna (get to the point already!!!) remember the sports day so fcuked up kena third place 4 campus.not as bad as benjaminah jolie (u all know who im talking abt) only stand aroung. also i have come 2 find out tat mr chong is pro at ping pong! also i have a new fren 2 help in the blog (hopefully he is not as noobish or dumb as u) sori other guy tat guys name is noobationhere. (dam!!!) so i hope all of yalls skin becomes better.if u dont know abt wht i mean u know all the sunburns on ur skin u know wat im talking abt. so bye! (thank god its over) oh yeah b4 i 4get (god dam it!!!) heres a bunch of pics.

new post

2008-03-01T04:42:00.000-08:00

hey guys. i was feeling realy bad ever since my last blog post.i got inta a fite wif some1 i know who many of u may know as that guy that seems to piss many peeps off.also i found out that thr girl i lake has a stead for close to 2 years (man ur slow ). well while i tried to lighten things up i found this vid hopefully it will brina a smile on ur face 2. ( thats if u can understand what the guys saying )

2008-02-17T01:40:00.000-08:00

I have new vids from that awsome place... ( we know the internet moron!man ur lame! )
For all u guys out htere who like GTA this is for u. ( I have seen it,not half bad )

Vids!

2008-02-17T01:37:00.000-08:00

picZZZ !!!!

2008-02-15T03:53:00.000-08:00

Here r sum pics i found.

I found'em in this place u probably have'nt heard its amazing its called the.........Internet!!! (wonder what they are using u see this moron!? )

emm..ok

1CE again i shall leave you( pitiful masses! ) i mean good readers so long ( suckers )

post numero uno

2008-02-15T03:26:00.000-08:00

sup guyz!

This is my first blog post so go easy on me.for those who know me as a hard ass in terms of english in real life will be sad 2 know tat i will kep a gd lv of eng in my blogs (dam ur tupidity rubbed off on me!)

well since it was valentines day yesterday,my first post will be a short poem i wrote.sadly it does not ryhme (sigh,im a nerd).

She is the one whom i adore
She is venus,the goddes of love
She is the ying to my yang
Her name means beauty,love and compassion in all languages
I would give her all that i am and all that i have to see her smile
I could write of this forever and it would pale in comparison to her beauty
But alas as the great shakespeare once wrote 'alas twas was not to be' for you see dear reader her heart belongs to another,and never to me

I hope u guys liked that.

I know that u may think that i copied it from somewhere but belive it or not i'ts all me.
(sigh u guys must think im lame)
well i will be posting more soon so check back in a while.

Oh yeah.you may notice those small prints in the blog. (man!do these people need to be told the obvious!)
I'm not trying to insult you ( or am i ? )its for comic relief ,if u have problems abt it tell me . so long! see you soon! ( finally im done,also finally those idiots... i mean good readers are gone )